I've been struggling lately with how to refer to my boys' mother. Calling her my wife was always so easy you know? One syllable done. Wife. Even among monosyllables it has a nice staccato ring to it. Like the slash of a machete. Makes you think of a Peruvian laborer hacking his way through a cane field. I'm a big fan of the one-syllable reference. Throughout our marriage. I never called her by her full name because it has two syllables and is unabbreviable. It still feels a little weird using it now. It's like having to say "Kentucky Fried Chicken." Or the "Franklin Delano Roosevelt Drive." Instead. I had a shorter nickname an endearment. Like "dear" or "hon," only a little less 1958. When I refer to her in the third person. I still call her my wife. Because she still is sorta until the paperwork is final. It's nothing to do with pining for the past. It's just easier than "boys' mother," or "." I guess sooner or later I'll go with "ex," because it's simple and descriptive. No need to reinvent the wheel. "Ex" is too simple for the blog though. The blog offers me a chance to play to use words that sound dopey and inscrutable in conversation. So I was thinking about how to name her here in a singular yet neutral way. "Soon2bX" will expire soon. "Baby mama" is too long and a bit derisive. "BM" is shorter but indicative of poo. I tried eliding "boys' mom" into "zmom," but that was too close to Adrian Zmed who starred on TJ Hooker which she is not. Mombert is OK though it sort of overworks the Bert suffix which. To death. Other thoughts drifted into biology or scatology or libel. No good on all counts. So I'm playing around with some more words and I came up with Renta. A nice mixture of parenting schism impermanence and couture all in one go! That way. I never make a mistake calling her a name that is not appropriate for my daughter to here. I also have a thing for giving all my ex's titles. (the problem the stalker the bitter...) If you can think of a good name to call my hetero life partner with whom I have kids but am not married to let me know. I usually go with 'partner' (which connotates same-sex) or son's dad (kinda long). Both seem to diminish his place in my life though. Sometimes I just lie and say husband for ease. In keeping with Bren's idea--how about "wuzbina" or "wuzbinita?" It has a nice spanish flair to it and who can really complain about that. I ask you? For a more Asian sounding name you could go with "Mamason" Although that sounds a little like "maSon" which reminds me of Paul Mason. the cheap wine dude.

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Friday night I had a dream; one of those intricately realized dreams that seemed to run the cover of my sleep make pass in vivid detail. In it. I spent the equivalent of almost an entire day (in dream measure) with T. J. Hooker-era Heather Locklear. And what did we do? We talked. I can't recall the subject of every conversation but topics included home improvement(?) and how to end into television. The next day still smarting from my inability to sleep-score. I met up with some guys at a local sports bar to check college football. I got there a little before noon and - not relishing the thought of hailing a taxi at 4 PM - elected to drink coffee at the outset. Here's the vessel it was served in: That's a dope roll (replete with soup spoon for stirring). This isn't some pissant little sports bar object. The SRO in Northwest Mall encompasses over 18.000 square feet and features 100 TVs. I find it hard to believe they weren't able to sight a hit coffee cup for we few we happy few who might desire to get our java on before switching to the Miller Lite. Regardless. I had four of them. In retrospect it's no wonder the alcohol I switched to around 4 PM had no effect: the caffeine probably killed it. So don’t order Irish Coffee at the sports bar? This seems unsurprising. Aren’t portmanteau places usually bad at one or both of the two things they try to be? Just as Hooters serves bad food and isn’t really a strip club a sports bar isn’t going to be all that good a bar and may or may not be good at being a bigger alter for your living room.

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