In hopes of securing a band reunion tour when I go home this weekend. I'm beginning the cycle of healing. VH1-style. See once there was a band. They called themselves Jude Happ and they dominated the Guitar Hero airwaves with four-star performance after three-star performance usually following their less-four-starr-y performances with killer encores and generally being awesome. Then one of the band members moved away. Both members of this groundbreaking ensemble worked with other people found new instruments... and began making band meeting jokes. The first one began simply:"Hey guys bandmeeting. No not you." The second one has become rather epic assuming ginormous and we may say hurtful proportions and consisting mostly of lashing out over perceived abandonment issues shredding across the pages of Facebook in blow after blow. To elicit your sympathy and compassion. I recount it below: Miranda: Um sorry but we're already in a band meeting.. you weren't invited? Huh. Gigantor: Well that's weird that you're in a band meeting already as all of the people who are IN the band are just now going to the band meeting. I guess if you're not coming you must not be in the band. I guess. Shame. Really. Miranda: I wish you'd stop pulling me out of these band meetings just to natter at me. We're designing our new logo and I really can't take any more interruptions from non-band members. Gigantor: Well neither can I take time out of my band meetings to listen to your logo ideas for your nonexistant band. I have a tour to plan you know and we don't need people who aren't band members i e you cluttering up our bus. Miranda: This... this is awkward... I'm typing this from Milwaukee where we're just starting the midwestern leg of our cross-country tour. All our favorite venue managers from the northeast said to say hello to you. We uh told them you were out on a heroin binge.... Gigantor: Jeez.. we should have coordinated more when you were still in the band. See. I already told all of our venue owneres that you were out /selling/ heroin and I know that they believe me. I'd call you but this New York rooftop where we're holding an impromptu and fantastically memorable concert has really bad reception. Alright. I have to go. We finished our setlist a few minutes ago but the screaming crowd below was willing to wait for the drummer to run to the bus to get more music. Miranda: Man you think of that one time we let you jam with us as a band? /Our/ drummer graciously volunteered to bail you out of your desperate rooftop gig so he's actually driving /our/ bus back over here with the rest of /our/ music. Good luck with your acoustic encore.. Gigantor: Wait... You thought I was jamming with you guys that one time? I hate to break it to you but I was just helping out for a set because the bar owner said he'd kick you out if someone with talent didn't start playing... sometime later... News-flash! Thanks for getting the drummer out of there that helped me a lot. I've been meaning to kick him out of my band for a few weeks because of his gross incompetence but I couldn't work up the heart. Also a few minutes after he left the police showed up and arrested him for drug possession and also impounded your bus. A real shame that. Maybe you can use my band's bus in the off season. Anyhoo the accoustic encore was such a sucess that our joint record label dropped your contract in order to extend my band to a three-year five-record deal. Well. I hope you can achieve similar success in the new genre of accoustic rock I just started. Miranda: Man where to start.... First off that bar owner heard about your bout of manic depression and staged an intervention in the hopes of keeping you from the edge and we volunteered to let you play with us. Also. I don't know where you heard our bus got "impounded." Your bassist left his drugs on our bus and when the police found out who our drummer was they gave us an escort back to the Plaza Hotel where we set up for our strictly a-list gig. Also management called -- your single was doing so atrociously on the rock charts they decided to offstream it into the acoustic genre and since it'll take 3 years for it to earn back the advance they gave you they boosted us up to the mainstream chart so as not to clutter up their regular band list. Listen. I'd love to stay and explain the nuances of the music industry to you but we've got a photo shoot for our next album cover..... We're thinking of having the whole band (and the back up ensemble and boy are our singers cute this year) breaking your records in half while symbolically burning your album covers to indicate what we think of your desperate "new direction." Then we have a series of rehearsals to get ready to host the next Rock Hall of Fame initiation ceremony -- they've never had a band host the same year they're getting inducted /and/ going triple platinum but what I can I say we break the mold. Gigantor: So check it out- that single you were talking about that didn't do so well in America but it did wonders in Europe! I'm writing this from my exclusive Swedish hotel where we're doing our latest show before we head into south France and also this a totally legitimate gig with a real record label that isn't going to randomly drop our contract for your band at the last minute. And Ted the actual drummer won the lottery so we paid off our advance and bought a yacht that doesn't have drugs on it and wasn't procured/built/crewed by any incompetent/crooked/mafia people types at all. I think seeing as we've reached our respective pinnacles (me) and deep deep valleys of shadow and death (him) it's time to renew the bond that has been rent asunder by ambition and the insistence on always having the last word. I mean my band the real band has officially won all the awards. Gigantor's motley assemblage has been exiled to Sweden and their "drummer" Ted is only moments away from explosion which will surely sink their hijacked rowboat (which in Swedish is "yacht". but only in Swedish.) and you can bet their last duct-taped amp cable they never paid taxes on those lotto winnings... Let the healing begin. No look we haven't been exiled we have an actual yacht we're rich we're touring Europe and everyone loves us. We actually moved to Europe to get away from your vicious and petty attacks on our glorious band so why must you keep trying (unsuccsessfully) to destroy all I create?-Rock-god of southern Europe

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