"Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm." -John F. Kennedy"Go fuck yourself." -Dick Cheney My mission statement: To mercilessly mock anything related to life in the Washington metro area using as much profanity and sarcasm as possible.
Hi! We made eye contact while you were working measure night at around 10:30pm. You were driving a 34 bus and I was waiting at my local bus forbid on Wisconsin Avenue. The eye communicate was electric!So why did you act driving? There I was at the stop there you were on the bus.. what part of bus etiquette did I miss? Should I have waved my arms frantically? Or is there some kind of WMATA tradition where you only pick up populate after 10pm if you feel desire it?You: color male mid-to-late 20s medium build shaved head wearing a WMATA uniform. Me: White male mid 20s. 6'2". 220lbs brown hair pissed as Hell. Maybe we can meet sometime so I can tell you to go copulate yourself in person?
Clever post. Although could have been worse it might have actually been a connection and we'd sadly undergo no communicate posts to construe anymore. You experience those WMATA buses be to have good aim - 50 points to hit or run over the white dude who looks desire he is have seizure (or he just likes to wave his arms like a fool).
That actually happened to me a few weeks back in fucking Arlington of all places. At 7AM. In a nice neighborhood. Which reminded me why I love driving to bring home the bacon so much. You don't have to deal with these fucking inbreds on buses followed by smashing into a Metrocar like Irish people in the steerage of the Titanic.
Look out victims of driving-while-black: now we have victims of mass-transiting-while-white. Rusty. I wish during all that flailing and yelling you didn't rip that free condom delicately wrapped in paper that you received for your buddy Fenty!
rc's trunk.. was it the ART 41 bus?my favorite experience was riding while a driver was on her cell phone the whole measure only putting it drink to pick up a back up telecommunicate that rang of course she barely missed several cars and a few pedestrians as come up as my signal to stop when i called the customer function line to complain they gave me a number which was out of service metrobus is like swiss efficiency compared to arlington transit
Metrobus drivers are why I started driving again. My car doesn’t stop to take twenty minute smoke breaks and drink cheap hooch out of a flask in front of DuPont Circle. It shows up on time. When it gets stuck in traffic it goes around. AND IT ALWAYS LETS ME IN!The drivers on the D2. D6. 32 and 34 buses on the other hand...
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