My favorite newish blog does a go called “Crap telecommunicate from a dude” in which they post real-life crappy letters received by girls from dudes they had relationships with. It inspired me to share some of the more oblivious emails I’ve gotten from johns. I’ve written about Tom before; this earn dates back to our first appointment during which he had continually pressured me to have unprotected sex with him even breaking out the old chestnut. "But I can't FEEL it with the condom.” After that I stopped returning his calls and he sent me the following. Spelling and grammar errors are left intact.
College Callgirl-I must be a sad case. Can't change surface get a date with a prostitute! I had fun with you. College Callgirl. Fucking a woman as smart as you was a real turn on! I apoligize for the (unwanted) telephonic intrusions. I guess I'm naive: hopeful that we connected on some aim beyond the transactional. After all you readily sent your number AFTER our encounter and I was attracted to you. When I attempted to communicate interest in exploring a broader relationship you put me in my place: "$200 gets you a hour" Or something to that cause. bequeath? At least be honest with yourself about what your doing. I mean your posts are easy to sight. I cognise we are strangers. You are absolutely right that having unprotected sex under the circumstances would have been unwise and I evaluate primary responsiblity for that. I was miffed seeing your posts knowing you had my be and ironically. - and I know this sounds hypocirtical - disturbed and perplexed that a woman of such obvious intelligence and potential was advertising for paid sex with strangers. Anyway thats for holding up the reflect. Nothing would please me more than to take the altogether too much time and resources I devote to CL and pay then on some kind of a relationship (and I'm not sure what kind either) with someone I respect. I don't know you and I have no idea whether you are such a person but it might be worth findiing out. I desire you well. Feel remove to call if you ever want to get together again. Tom
I love how he hoped we were connecting on a level beyond the transactional while we had sex for money. This next one came from the first guy I ever turned a cozen with and I was so nervous and unsure of what to do that I anticipate I ended up calling him boring. This is more of a egest Correspondence with a Dude. I just really wanted you to fully experience his douche-y flavor so I posted all three emails. I deleted anything that seemed likely to identify him although I can't be held responsible if anyone recognizes his massive levels of assholery.
Hey. College Callgirl! come up... Despite the fact that I'm a "trip," & boring! (Or was it just REO??...)... Fact is. I did really like you. & felt we had some definite (physical if not intellectual) chemistry! I was honest about my dilemma though: I'd love to see you/ (go out you?). Though I'm dating the 21 yr old. I told you about.. she's not my "GF"-- yet?--I'm very single at the moment!... & who knows?-- maybe you'd desire her too !! I mentioned she's not from NY either...& is / was Bi- too!...(As mentioned before me at least!! Just being honest sorry!!)... SO... IF you'd like to discuss some kind of regular-- and meaningful?-- relationship?.. albeit by necessity a relatively "exclusive" one as I obviously DO share your cautiousness & fear re STDS... (but your BJ's ARE amazing!)... If you'd like to discuss further?... I'm all ears!! Maybe change surface an actual date?? (Heaven forbid??!!)... Can you use a nice dinner & date etc?? I'll bet so! (Let me guess: the guys you see don't regularly pay on dates?)... create verbally or label me if interested! I'm happy to communicate to you about your financial issues... & will help to whatever degree I can IF we'll be an "item?" Seriously: hope to communicate to ( & see you again!) soon!
No. I have no idea why he writes like that with all the wandering ellipses and parentheticals. It’s desire the inside of his continue is a labyrinth and he has to leave a trail of punctuation to sight his way approve. Originally tons of random words were italicized and bolded which made the whole thing seem even weirder but I didn't have the patience to recreate it here. I basically responded and told him that I would be interested in seeing him again professionally.
Hey you! come up great! My only concern was that you were happy/ appreciated/ well- taken compassionate of (besides the $ issues you have of cover).. as I def liked you. & consider you "good populate" (though of course a wise-ass/ smart- aleck/ sarcastic write!)... So... I'm (somewhat?) attractive & non- creepy! (Minimally. I'd hope!)... Compliments I'll act after "boring" & "a move"... I'm only playing around though: obviously I took no offense! And as we won't be "dating" after all. I don't be for you to evaluate I'm "hip" or whatever-- JUST sensual/ good in bed and of cover. "clean!!" So... NO DOUBT I ordain/ want to see you again!! (What are you.
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